A scrap of paper I found the other day had the following poem. As part of a team building session years ago, a colleague and I came up with these words (that amuse me to no end now!!!)
We bought this vehicle yesterday
Its absolutely magical in everyway
You want future, you want past
It’ll take you there very fast.
From the outside it looks very small
But when you enter, its like a fully equipped mall!
It can cook and it can clean
Its a great place to blow off some steam.