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Liar, Lair, Pants on Fire… June 9, 2010

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Dont you sometimes wish that the rhyme was in fact a reality? It would make life easy. No more guessing, no more wondering, no more assuming.

They lie, they catch fire, you have your answer! To make it more interesting, maybe the fire can be in direct proportion to the lie. Big fat lie deserves a scorchingly hot big fire. Teeny white lies could be signalled with just a puff of smoke.

Because……what do you do when you are sure you being lied to but no matter what angle you question the other person from, they are sticking to it! Hrmph! The bigness or whiteness of the lie doesnt matter in some cases. It becomes a matter of principle. Hrmph hrmph! All you need is the truth to be admitted and you can move on. The fact that the lie is proving to have such strong sticky adhesive powers bugs you more!

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4 Responses to “Liar, Lair, Pants on Fire…”

  1. anjuli Says:

    Oh I really wish it would happen!! Sometimes I get sooo frustrated when I know someone is staring me straight in the eyes and lying to my face!! :(…but you know what I’ve found out…they usually are bitten in the behind by their lie- because it might take a short while or a long time, but eventually the lies get all tangled up and they are in the middle of them 🙂

  2. Nancy Says:

    I knew another rhyme…
    Lier, lier, lipstick
    born on a broomstick
    Broomstick broke,
    Lier got a poke…. 😀

  3. K Says:

    oh man imagine that.. firemen would definitely be the highest paid profession. the little white lies sometimes save our own butts too..
    the big ones – now those deserve big giant hose downs…

  4. vakadesign Says:

    Someone needs to work on inventing combustible pants, because this is a really good idea!


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